— This is Diane. I just got the most wonderful rescue dog.
–That’s great, Diane.
–And I’m bringing him over to you right now.
–He’s perfect for you. He’s a beagle. So cute.
–No, Diane. I can’t have a beagle.
–I’m on my way over right now. You’ll love him.
–Diane, I said, I can’t have a beagle. Do not bring him over.
–I’m on my way.
She hangs up.
Diane drives up the driveway. Opens the side car door. The beagle is out of the car like a rocket, aiming straight for Anne’s bunny rabbit.
–Oh. You really can’t have a beagle, can you?